THE ORIGIN OF LIFE SUCKS???

LIFE SUCKS


WHAT COMES TO UR MIND WHEN WE SEE THIS LINE????

urbandictionary.com defines the word as
sucks at life
Someone or something that is a terrible waste of life/space/time, and is all-around shitty.
"that guy sucks at life"Give some reasons why life sucks for a s/w engineer...1) sit gaping at the idiot box 2)stare at the wall when u really wanna sleep3)hear ur goddamn pl shouting at ya coz he is f***ked by the the hr4)sit quietly when u feel like shooting the darn ole fella who is going on with his damned lectures

How many times have you said this to yourself? Things just suck, people are stupid. You haven't washed in a while and are probably better off dead....Might be more than the time u usually stare at ur wife or just think that u want a break from this bloody fucking job
Here are some methods of passing the time until you die. They have been tested and proven to work.

1)Sleeping
Sleep eighteen hours a day if you can get away with it. Sleep any place where you know you will not get sodomized. You know you don't have to be social if your eyes are closed. I have learned that if people think you're sleeping, they won't try to talk to you. You know how much you hate that interaction thing. Plus, when you sleep, you'll feel better. For all the hours you've wasted doing nothing, you could do something that makes you happy. Just accept that you will die a worthless piece of shit having contributed nothing worthwhile to this hypocritical shithole society. It makes doing nothing so much easier. They don't deserve your brilliance anyway.

2) Foreign Substances Why not put things into your body that will give you a false sense of security, superiority, or confidence? I mean, as long as you are content, who cares what other people think? Remember, it's all in your mind. No matter what they say, no matter where they place you: in the end your demise will be your fault and your fault only. If you win in your mind, you can be burning to death while maggots chew on your eyes and still have a sense of accomplishment.
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Then there is alcohol. Alcohol is great. It makes you forget, and can be useful if you ever need to amputate a leg. Always carry some of your favorite beverage in a Thermos. Don't drink beer, beer is for stupid people. If you drink beer, may you rot in Hell. Alcohol is a big excuse. "Give me a break, man, I was drunk." Fuck you, pal, there are no breaks. Only losers drink at parties. Just sad people drink with other people. Cool people drink alone. You heard me, alone. Alone with an issue of _Stickboy_ and rad music.
When you drink alone, you can think. When you drink alone, you don't need other people to impress. Fact. You're drinking. No one needs to know you can drink half a keg without puking. Bar hopping is for faggots. Alcohol will also help you get to sleep when some eternal questions are bugging you to no end.

3) Find Companionship Find a girl. Yes. Find a girl. One more time. Find a girl. Hold on to her. She will be your crutch in this cruel and disgusting world. Together the planet will be your toilet paper. You won't need anyone else, as now you're doing more than winning in your mind. You're winning in her mind, and that's so much more reassuring. Have violent angry sex, or whatever makes both of you happy. You will be happy. You'll cut your penis off if she asks you to. But you will not care. And then when you need her most, she'll disappear4) Clubs Go to shows or clubs and draw blood. l. You suck! You are a fucking cockroach that will be crushed by the intelligent ones. Or maybe you'll get picked up by some whore at the club. If you have taken my advice, you've probably come to the club drunk out of your mind. Not having any idea what is going on, you decided it would be a super idea to have sex with this she-beast. Inevitably you will get AIDS, and will rot and your fingers will fall off. It's not a fun way to die, but you can be an asshole by giving other people AIDS and spreading your disease.
5) Hit Your Head Against the Wall This is a little bit like going to a show, but it's in a controlled environment. The harm you inflict on yourself relies completely on your sanity and tolerance for pain.
6) Get a Job Yeah, get a job. It's not as hard as you may you think. Even if you are lazy and would rather roll over and die, there are jobs intended for your mind-set! If you have an ounce of brain matter, you shouldn't have a problem finding a job. There are Generation X opportunities everywhere. 7) Fun With Your Bladder You never thought that your bladder could make you happy. Just like everything else, you take your bladder for granted. For kicks, next time you have to urinate... don't. Don't urinate for a day or two, until the pain is excruciating. 8) Destroy People Who Suck More Than You This is my personal favorite. There are subsets of this which will be included later. Basically, you know who you're better than. The people who swim in ecstasy of their own stupidity... for them, ignorance is bliss. You sometimes wonder if you would be better off if you were like them. Probably so. Make them pay. Insult them, make fun of them and make their lives hell.
9) Offend People Offending people is a great pastime. You need to find a cause and run with it. Luckily, you don't have to know anything the cause to piss people off. Generally you can promote this cause with much more fervor if you have a bias one way or another with it. The possibilities are endless.
10) IRC IRC stands for Internet Relay Chat. With IRC you can harass people and you can seek companionship, all from the comfort of your own home. IRC is an anarchy, and absolutely no rules apply. It is safe to assume this, at least most of the time. With IRC, a little technical knowledge goes a long, long way. Hardcore IRC users take IRC to be some kind of virtual world where they can unwind. The truth is that IRC is like anything else on the Internet; a collection of TCP/IP connections and ASCII characters. There is no special privilege required to start a channel on IRC. Some channels to check out are:
#gayteen #gaysex #hottub #warez #suicide #talk #lesbian #blaklife #chat #lonely
11) Install Hardware and Play Old Wares Installing cool hardware and playing wares is something you can do to pass the time. Hardware is impartial. It either works or it doesn't. Flip a couple of jumpers and the sound card works. No such luck with the other problems in life. Things cannot get too complicated with hardware. If hardware pisses of you off enough, just slam it against the wall. Stomp on it until it is a mangled circuit board. Hardware will be sorry the day it tried to fuck with you. Who says you always lose? You just kicked ass!

13) Kill Yourself Seems like the obvious answer, right? Well I feel suicide is the last possible solution. For starters, killing yourself takes way too much fucking energy, plus you might make someone happy. God forbid that might happen. A human life is just way too valuable. You may not think this, but its true. No matter if it does massive amounts of good, or better yet massive amounts of evil, it has so much damn power.
14) Stare at the Wall This one I picked up from someone I loiter with on the phone often. It is not a personal favorite of mine, as I would rather sleep.
15) Write Textfiles Write textfiles. Be an art fag. Wear all black, smoke cloves, and wait to die. You have so much damn anger and energy. Don't let it go to waste. Unite, and crush the opposition. Always remember that you are superior, and they are miserable whether they look at it or not
So u people if u have wondered at this question..You get ur answer right here.......